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Brighton and Kennedy Return to Lair to Plan for Tomorrow Night
After the 2021 Portsmouth City Council election, Brighton and Kennedy returned to their laboratory to plan for tomorrow night.
Nov 5, 20212 min read


Councilor legally renames herself to the Seal of the City of Portsmouth
In a pre-emptive maneuver against the upcoming City Council vote on the results of her ethics committee hearing, the Councilor formerly know
Sep 25, 20202 min read


City of Portsmouth to counter graffiti artists by just drawing dicks on everything
After a pervasive wave of mediocre graffiti, Portsmouth started a counter-graffiti task force to dissuade the vandals by just drawing dicks.
Jul 9, 20191 min read


Plan to Develop McIntyre Site as Shelter to Survive the Hungry Shadows Draws Mixed Reviews
March 11 2159: Mixed reviews from the survivors of the Battle of the Shipyard Husks on a plan to build a shelter in the McIntyre building.
Mar 5, 20192 min read


McIntyre building to become 24/7 public comment space
McIntyre building on Daniel Street to become a twenty-four hour public comment space to discuss the McIntyre building project.
Jan 8, 20192 min read


SML bridge delays due to difficulties dredging ancient locomotive from Piscataqua basin
Officials revealed that the delays are due to waiting for an ancient locomotive to be finally removed from the river.
Dec 1, 20172 min read
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City Defends Property Re-Assessment After Lazenby’s Strike Oil
"I’m just saying, it’s not like he was just some poor mountaineer, barely keeping his family fed."
Sep 25, 20171 min read
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Artspeak Conspiracy Unearthed
News broke Tuesday of an alleged plot by the city cultural commission Artspeak, exposed by amateur investigative journalism.
Sep 1, 20171 min read


Portsmouth Creates Strawman Council to Handle Public Comments
The council piloted a program this week creating a literal strawman council to hear public comments.
Jul 1, 20172 min read


Portsmouth City Councilor Denton Found Bagged in Alley
Portsmouth City Councillor Josh Denton found behind the Press Room naked with his hands bound and a plastic grocery bag tied over his head.
Apr 7, 20173 min read


City Offers Real Housing From Fake Village
With a deepening housing affordability crisis in Portsmouth, the Mayor announced that the city would allow housing at Strawberry Banke.
Dec 10, 20162 min read


Historic District Commission Denies Variance to Gingerbread House Competition
Tis the season to be jolly, that is unless you are participating in the 26th Annual Gingerbread House Contest at Discover Portsmouth.
Nov 16, 20162 min read


Wastewater Treatment Facility Opponents File Suit, Take Hostages
The concerned citizens argue that they are incorrect in coming to an agreement, and also they’ve taken at least twenty hostages.
Oct 13, 20163 min read


Successful Ritual Sacrifice Brings Rain Back to the Seacoast
There was some respite from the ongoing drought in the Seacoast as a successful ritual sacrifice by the City of Portsmouth brought rain.
Sep 23, 20162 min read


Editorial: Nancy Pearson says, "Fight me."
by City Councilor Nancy Pearson Brian Eno once said: “Democracy is a daring concept – a hope that we’ll be best governed if all of us...
Aug 31, 20162 min read


Pickwick’s to Open Private Prison
In a landmark deal with the US Navy and the New Hampshire and Maine Departments of Correction, the team at Pickwick’s Mercantile are now...
Aug 27, 20162 min read


Jim Splaine’s Ever-Watchful Eye: “The Future of Local Government”
In a gesture to increase public awareness about the necessity for transparency in government affairs, Portsmouth’s Assistant Mayor Jim...
Aug 2, 20162 min read


Esther Kennedy Ready to Take Up Jim Splaine’s Mantle
Former city councilor Esther Kennedy has accelerated her campaigning, preparing to turn Splaine voters into Kennedy voters.
Sep 3, 20151 min read
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