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Ticks Flee Portsmouth Due to Rising Housing Costs
PORTSMOUTH, NH—If you’ve noticed a lack of ticks this year, recent studies show that they, too, are abandoning the City of the Open Door...
Aug 25, 20232 min read


Sources: Portsmouth is Real and Not a Fake Made-Up Town for Tourists
It has been discovered that the historic brick buildings lining the streets are, in fact, not just elaborate sets constructed for tourists.
Mar 27, 20231 min read


Portsmouth and Dover 400 Arrange Battle Royale for the Fate of the Seacoast
Portsmouth and Dover 400 organizers have made plans to decide the region's fate with a battle royale between the champions of the area.
Mar 20, 20232 min read


EXCLUSIVE: The Tug interview with the Prescott Sisters
An interview with none other than Mary and Josie Prescott, the famous founders of Prescott Park.
Oct 28, 20193 min read


SML bridge delays due to difficulties dredging ancient locomotive from Piscataqua basin
Officials revealed that the delays are due to waiting for an ancient locomotive to be finally removed from the river.
Dec 1, 20172 min read
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City Defends Property Re-Assessment After Lazenby’s Strike Oil
"I’m just saying, it’s not like he was just some poor mountaineer, barely keeping his family fed."
Sep 25, 20171 min read
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Successful Ritual Sacrifice Brings Rain Back to the Seacoast
There was some respite from the ongoing drought in the Seacoast as a successful ritual sacrifice by the City of Portsmouth brought rain.
Sep 23, 20162 min read


Famous Scientist Flown in to Study Former Page Patron Flock Migration
After a unanimous vote by city council to spend general budget funds on the project, renowned wildlife scientist Dr. Merg Gerblestein has...
Jul 1, 20162 min read
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